If you’ll be mine I’ll
tear you apart then throw you
to the wolves hungry.
I’m not hip to the hackneyed mushy kind of love sentiments. My favorites are from Albert Einstein because only he can compare romance to science:
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
Even better are quotes that compare love to a disease. Because basically it is.
We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert
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