*Did God make Himself? (when I said God made everything)
*Will I need surgery to have breasts? Why does a woman want surgery to have bigger breasts? (after I explained what boob jobs are)
*How big is a cold? Because if it fits in my nose, it’s pretty small.
My only response is to ask questions when I can’t answer her, such as:
*Why do I bother to put a hamper in your bedroom when your dirty clothes are everywhere except in it?
*Can the theory of relativity be applied to the time in between picking up toys and throwing them on the floor?
*Why did your then two-year-old sister stare at her food on the table but didn’t hesitate to eat it off the floor?
*Seriously, girls, who is John Galt?
- Al Pacino to play Phil Spector in HBO movie: Best casting ever? (popwatch.ew.com)