s-s-s-santa claus s-s-santa claus

Sung to the tune of Poker Face:

I wanna house and deed as big as Texas please
Diamonds of all size, and rubies, emeralds just for me (I love it)
Santa, fill your sleigh with lovely presents from afar
And after you deliver I want a bright and shiny car

Ho, Ho, Ho
Get ‘em while they’re hot, only two left in stock
Ho, Ho, Ho
Get ‘em while they’re hot, only two left in stock

Can’t wait for, can’t wait for
No I can’t wait for Santa Claus
(He’s got toys like nobody)
Can’t wait for, can’t wait for
No I can’t wait for Santa Claus
(He’s got toys like nobody)

S-s-s-Santa Claus, s-s-Santa Claus
(a fur coat for my Ma)
S-s-s-Santa Claus, s-s-Santa Claus
(a fur coat for my Ma)

I want expensive clothes like you won’t believe
Gambling in Monte Carlo: another gift for me! (I love it)
Playing Roulette with fancy kings; a lot of fun
Bill Gates will ask for hand outs when it’s all said and done (done)

Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho
Get ‘em while they’re hot, only two left in stock
Ho, Ho, Ho
Get ‘em while they’re hot, only two left in stock

Can’t wait for, can’t wait for
No I can’t wait for Santa Claus
(He’s got toys like nobody)
Can’t wait for, can’t wait for
No I can’t wait for Santa Claus
(He’s got toys like nobody)
S-s-s-Santa Claus, S-s-Santa Claus
(He’s got toys like nobody)

Santa I will love you kiss and hug you
sugar cookies from my oven
I’m not lying, I just want a great big mansion

Lucky chips in a casino
Take the bank and then I’ll pay you
with promises, promises

bring me gifts ‘cuz I am marvelous.

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