There’s too much fighting and protesting and anger today. We got Libya, Egypt and Wisconsin holding up signs and marching through streets to the tunes of bongo drummers (I’m from Wisconsin and I never thought I’d ever lump my home state with Libya and Egypt).
Yesterday morning while Wisconsin, Ohio and Indiana senators played Midwest Chinese Fire Drill, I strolled into my Starbucks. A showdown between two sisters played outside:
“**** you!” said one.
“I’m telling you the truth!” said the other.
“I don’t have a sister!”
“You have plenty of sisters!”
“Yeah, but I don’t have a sister named Julie.”
I assumed it was Julie the other sister yelled at.
With all this unrest there is no better time for a holiday. I hereby declare February 25th, George Harrison‘s birthday, a spiritual holiday.
“There is an Indian proverb that says that everyone is a house with four rooms, a physical, a mental, an emotional, and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time but unless we go into every room every day, even if only to keep it aired, we are not a complete person.”
With the help of Mr. Harrison’s songs, here’s my outline on how to celebrate this day in those four rooms:
- I’m Happy Just to Dance with You: Physical
Take a yoga class. My orthopedic surgeon and dentist, both of Indian descent, recommended yoga for my back and thyroid. Indians in the medical profession got it goin’ ON. I can see why George was so fascinated with Indian culture and learned how to play sitar.
- I Got My Mind Set on You: Mental
Play Scrabble online. You’ll learn new words when the computer gets away with words you never heard of, like Qi and Ka.
Read to improve your mental well-being. Adam Carolla‘s In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks is good for laughter but it’s also eye-opening. Did you know you can get rid of a zit by taking a shower, sterilizing a pin to pop it, then covering it with Oxy-10? That’s what Adam says. Why didn’t I know this as a teenager? I just covered it with make-up with an icky way-overused sponge which made my acne worse.
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps: Emotional
Whenever we apply a method to deal with anger it never works. So I let Angry Birds take out my rage for me. Shooting birds shaped like bombs through sling shots to destroy little green pigs is at least a little entertaining. See if you’re still mad after that.
- My Sweet Lord: Spiritual
One of the easiest ways to enhance your spiritual life is to sign up for a daily e-mail. I get mine through Heartlight. They send me a Bible passage and a quote for the day. Rumer Godden’s quote popped up in my in-box just a few days ago.
Men, on George Harrison Day, grow mustaches. Respect the ‘stache! Since George Harrison Day falls on a Friday this year, you get a 3 day weekend to grow it.
So roll out your yoga mats, wear breathable cotton and go barefoot. Report back to me on Monday.